|You will adore me. I, the Sandman, have spoken.|
Sandman: Buy a pie pumpkin and some garlic from Genuine Faux Farm. I hear they have some available. And a duck! While you're at it, order some chickens. And for goodness sakes, you should sign up for the 2016 Farm Share CSA program. All of this puts food in my bowl.
Then, you will take a nap. I, the Sandman, have spoken.
|He wouldn't "trayed" this for anything.|
|The director's cage.|
Sandman: Most of your readers may not understand this. And, I am certain you will not. But, I was employing a mind-control technique to make you more pliable.
GFF: Wait? I thought it was to keep you from getting under the tractor tires. Besides, I don't think your technique worked.
Sandman: You do feed me every morning?
Sandman: You skritch me when I ask you?
GFF: Well... um... yes.
Sandman: You let me ride on your back when you are crawling around in the fields?
GFF: Ummmm. Ok, I get your point.
Sandman: Plus, I was darned cute. You needed at least a little protection from that. I am a genius. I, the Sandman, have spoken (yet again)!
|I am STILL cooler than you.|
|Sometimes, it isn't hard to look up to the Sandman.|
Sandman: Is it not true?
GFF: Well, yes, I guess it is true.
Sandman: Is it an exaggeration?
GFF: No, I guess not. And, how did you get such a big vocabulary?
Sandman: You will not gain anything with this line of questioning. In fact, you will end the interview now and you will find something else to do. I will take a nap. I, the Sandman, have spoken.