New Lyrics by A Man with a Hat

It must be that time of year again...

Last year we had The Safety Plantz

This year...

I Wanna Wash My Hands
(sung to the tune of I Wanna Hold Your Hand by the Beatles)

Oh yeah, I´ll tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I say there’s something
… something on my hands
I wanna wash my hands
I wanna wash my hands

Oh, please, say to me
You'll let me drop this can
and please, say to me

This isn’t what you planned

Now let me wash my hands
I wanna wash my hands

And when I clean the coop, it’s crappy, inside
It's such a feeling
That the smells
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah you, got that something

I think you'll understand
When I say there's something
You’d better wash your hands
You’d better wash your hands
Please go and wash your hands

And in wet compost, I try not to slide
It's such a feeling
Through my gloves
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Hey we, got into something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
Makes us wanna wash our hands
We wanna wash our hands
Please let us wash our hands
We wanna wash our ha-a-a-a-a-a-ands