A "year in review" of humor in the blog was started a couple of years ago, so we thought we'd treat you to the same for this season. There are two categories. Line of the Year may appear in any type of post. Needless to say, it may actually encompass more than one sentence/line. Hey, it's our blog, we can use whatever rules we want! Post of the year was selected for the perceived entertainment value. Of course, entertainment value is subjective. And, since the farmer and his lovely bride were the only two judges, you can feel free to comment and correct our flawed insight!
If you wish to read any of the posts that have been highlighted here, feel free to take the links provided.
Previous Best Medicine posts are linked here: 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009
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CATEGORY - LINE OF THE YEAR
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LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
In fact, I have been known to count the 'ringy dingies' of the phone while I'm waiting for someone to pick up my call. And, I have been known to get caught in the middle of the "Ah ah aaaaaah" part when someone actually does answer. This usually happens on days when I'm feeling ah countable... (get it? No? Never mind.)
From The Count Ah ah aaaaah! - November 15
LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Remember - You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
From The May Blitz - May 6
LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Hey! Um... You missed a spot.
If you wish to read any of the posts that have been highlighted here, feel free to take the links provided.
Previous Best Medicine posts are linked here: 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009
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CATEGORY - LINE OF THE YEAR
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LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
In fact, I have been known to count the 'ringy dingies' of the phone while I'm waiting for someone to pick up my call. And, I have been known to get caught in the middle of the "Ah ah aaaaaah" part when someone actually does answer. This usually happens on days when I'm feeling ah countable... (get it? No? Never mind.)
From The Count Ah ah aaaaah! - November 15
LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Remember - You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
From The May Blitz - May 6
LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Hey! Um... You missed a spot.
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| Hey! Um... You missed a spot. |
From Farmer for Breakfast and Other Oddities - July 9
LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
I am detecting a case or two of harrow-worship going on here
I was going to show "dat" harrow, but instead I showed you "disk" one.
From The Tired Farmer's Almanac - June 6
LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
I'm cooler than you.
LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
I am detecting a case or two of harrow-worship going on here
I was going to show "dat" harrow, but instead I showed you "disk" one.
From The Tired Farmer's Almanac - June 6
LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
I'm cooler than you.
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| I'm cooler than you. |
From Goodbye June - July 6
LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Mice make crunchy noises when you [see them walking on Rice Crispies. ed]!
From Cubbie's Corners - January 12
LINE OF THE YEAR - RUNNER UP
We feel that we pecked a good one for your review. We worked hard to pullet off. It definitely had a wing of truth to it. Sources were eggselent. Ignore at your peril. If you do, the yolk will be on you.
From Chicken Decoding Special Forces - January 30
LINE OF THE YEAR:
Hey, if a human has a giggle fit while walking, they zigzag a bit. If a butterfly, who flies in a zigzag pattern giggles, it probably results in flying a straight line. This all makes sense as long as you allow yourself to believe that a butterfly can giggle Once you accept that, the rest is easy.
From The Mulberry Hedge - April 7
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CATEGORY - POST OF THE YEAR
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POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Most photo bombers are opportunistic and don't usually go too far to seek out opportunity. This one probably isn't any different from the rest.
From The Trials of Photographing Garlic - September 3
POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Tammy mentioned the fact that there was supposed to be a meteor shower at some point during this time period. But.. She DELETED it.
From In the News - Meteor Shower Deleted - December 15
POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Have you ever looked at the word "remarkable?" The "k" just makes it stand out. It also is easy to type. So, I like it.
From The Oooo Aaaah! Bird - April 24
POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Besides, it isn't as cold by the lake as it is by Embarrass, or maybe Tower. If you want cold, you go there. Or maybe Hudson Bay.
From Brrrreaking Out of the Cold - February 10
POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
And the final symptom?
11. The farmer spends time making creative blog posts about fictional syndromes.
From The Season for Farmer Delusional Syndrome - February 5
POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
"Hey! There's one of them cats they need all of that litter for!"
"Ah Yep. You don't suppose he got some litter stuck in that hoodie of his do you?"
From Traffic Stoppers - November 10
POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
*cue Indiana Jones music*
Wait a minute. Why does this music have castanets in it? I don't remember those. Oh.. that was your teeth chattering? Umm never mind the music then.
From Adventures in the Negative - January 27
POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
I was NOT going to get caught and I was going to make each delivery without squashing any squish (yes, you read that right)!
From Drive By Vegetabling - January 16
POST OF THE YEAR - RUNNER UP
At some point after the birds approach adult size, they change from "Turks" to "Knuckleheads." In this case, the farmers find new energy for extra syllables because the birds sometimes find ways to elicit extra energy from the farmers.
From Time to Talk Turkey - October 15
LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Mice make crunchy noises when you [see them walking on Rice Crispies. ed]!
From Cubbie's Corners - January 12
LINE OF THE YEAR - RUNNER UP
We feel that we pecked a good one for your review. We worked hard to pullet off. It definitely had a wing of truth to it. Sources were eggselent. Ignore at your peril. If you do, the yolk will be on you.
From Chicken Decoding Special Forces - January 30
LINE OF THE YEAR:
Hey, if a human has a giggle fit while walking, they zigzag a bit. If a butterfly, who flies in a zigzag pattern giggles, it probably results in flying a straight line. This all makes sense as long as you allow yourself to believe that a butterfly can giggle Once you accept that, the rest is easy.
From The Mulberry Hedge - April 7
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CATEGORY - POST OF THE YEAR
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POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Most photo bombers are opportunistic and don't usually go too far to seek out opportunity. This one probably isn't any different from the rest.
From The Trials of Photographing Garlic - September 3
POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Tammy mentioned the fact that there was supposed to be a meteor shower at some point during this time period. But.. She DELETED it.
From In the News - Meteor Shower Deleted - December 15
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| Ooops! You missed one. |
Have you ever looked at the word "remarkable?" The "k" just makes it stand out. It also is easy to type. So, I like it.
From The Oooo Aaaah! Bird - April 24
POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Besides, it isn't as cold by the lake as it is by Embarrass, or maybe Tower. If you want cold, you go there. Or maybe Hudson Bay.
From Brrrreaking Out of the Cold - February 10
POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
And the final symptom?
11. The farmer spends time making creative blog posts about fictional syndromes.
From The Season for Farmer Delusional Syndrome - February 5
POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
"Hey! There's one of them cats they need all of that litter for!"
"Ah Yep. You don't suppose he got some litter stuck in that hoodie of his do you?"
From Traffic Stoppers - November 10
POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
*cue Indiana Jones music*
Wait a minute. Why does this music have castanets in it? I don't remember those. Oh.. that was your teeth chattering? Umm never mind the music then.
From Adventures in the Negative - January 27
POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
I was NOT going to get caught and I was going to make each delivery without squashing any squish (yes, you read that right)!
From Drive By Vegetabling - January 16
POST OF THE YEAR - RUNNER UP
At some point after the birds approach adult size, they change from "Turks" to "Knuckleheads." In this case, the farmers find new energy for extra syllables because the birds sometimes find ways to elicit extra energy from the farmers.
From Time to Talk Turkey - October 15
POST OF THE YEAR
We're afraid if we mess it up, we may have to start a new product line of pre-cooked chicken. Hey! Why not? They do it with brats!
From It's Officially A Tradition - April 1
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