Saturday, June 8, 2019

Catch Us Catching Up?

We actually have a significant number of posts and post ideas sitting in the pipeline, but no time to follow up on them.  The simplest post is always the 'what's going on at the farm' type of post where we share a few photos and a few words - so that's what you're going to get!  We hope you enjoy us catching you up with the process of our catching up.  Now, here's hoping we actually catch up.



Recent conditions in our Middle Earth plot can summarize for you some of the reasons we are in the 'catch up' mode.  If you look carefully at the photo, you'll see a wet spot to the the left of the center row.  We planted cucumbers to go with the peas and borage in this plot.  The ground was a bit wet to be working, but we had to get something in, so we worked it anyway.  Well, the seedlings had wet soil to start, but that top couple of inches clumped up and dried up after a couple of days.  The cucumbers needed water - but it didn't take much to hit the water table and then there was too much water.

We're walking a fine line with transplants because we DO have to give them some water to keep them alive.  But, even a little too much puts them in TOO MUCH water, which also stresses them.

The good news is that we were able to proclaim several of our plots as ready to work on Friday.  That means we were able to bring out some of the 'toys' to do some work! 

Vince is our rotary harrow and he does the initial prep of our planting beds.  He does a fine job of ripping out the weeds in the beds and loosening things up so we can plant.  It's a tool you don't want to over-use, but it sure does help us get more done in shorter windows of time.

We had a short period in April (I think it was April) that were able to get Vince out to do a little work, but that's been it.  So, on Friday, Vince came out and prepped plots for winter squash and melons.  The field for tomatoes and peppers was deemed a bit too wet still, but it should be ok for Sunday or Monday - as long as the Sunday rain chances don't hit us too hard.

The other difficulty with planting waiting until June?  Well, the things that are in the ground (onions, potatoes, peas, turnips, carrots, beets) all need to be weeded.
The flex tine weeder was brought out to try to clean out the onions and the potatoes.  For the most part it - it worked.  But, there were still areas that had crab grass that was too far along to be removed by this tool.

Thankfully, we had a great crew of four that were willing to run the potatoes and the onions and clean them up the rest of the way on Friday after the flex tine cultivation on Thursday.  We also had good help from Emma on Wednesday (or was it thursday?) getting the beets and carrots weeded.  We even planted a few flowers not far away so the farmers and workers can enjoy them.

Speaking of flowers.

We're seeing more bumble bee activity on the farm right now as the perennial salvia are blooming.  We particularly like the May Night cultivar as it seems to have a longer bloom and the bees do like them.  And, unlike so many of our other perennial plants, they appear to be on schedule this year.  Early to mid-June is a period of time when flowers of this type aren't as plentiful, so we're happy to have them on our farm for the pollinators that favor them.

I think we would enjoy more of these perennials, but we just can't keep our perennial beds weeded.  It's a problem that we have simply because we do so much field work - it's hard to go out and weed a perennial bed after ward.  Instead, we look at the perennial beds and feel a bit depressed.  Until you see a bumble bee happily bumbling about on a salvia.


 Since we are still speaking of flowers, the iris show continues after a late start.  We've enjoyed cut flower vases in the house and we've made sure to stop and take a sniff or enjoy the view on a semi-regular basis as we walk about the farm. 

We have to admit that bearded iris don't really do much for pollinators and we rarely see them visited by much other than an occasional hummingbird.  But, we do like them and they help us feel like going out and doing more of what we do.  That seems like a good enough reason to have them.


 The lettuce tower experiment continues.  While this is the most recent picture, it is really not representative of what is going on with it right now.  The top couple of tiers are quite larger and the tiers further down are stalled.  We had some suspicions about this when we started and we're seeing some of it confirmed. 

Certainly some of the issue is likely user error.  But, there are some logistics regarding the lower slots that had us wondering in the first place. 







Meanwhile...
Trays of plants wait for us to be able to put them in the ground.  Here are some melons.  Can you see them clamoring to be put into their field?  It is odd to see melons clamoring.  But, there you have it.

The plus side of fields being wet, I suppose, is that you can get other tasks done that need doing - assuming it is not also too wet to do those things as well.  We pulled a batch of cattle and hog panels out of bush line areas where they had been 'temporarily' stored.   They are now in a better 'storage' location until they get pressed into service later this year.


 And, while some of this is happening when the weather is nicer, it is happening because we NEED it to happen.  The farm kitchen continues to progress slowly, but steadily.  The sheetrock is going up!  Actually, this picture is also dated already since we only have a couple sheets left to put up now.  The entire area shown below is now completed.

Once the drywall is all up, we can carve out an hour here and there to tape and paint.... then... cabinets?  Wouldn't that be nice?  Or is it too much to ask for a kitchen that has a sink and running water?  It is.  Oh.  Well.... um...

 And, Valhalla continues to do its job for us.  With the help of an electric fence surrounding its perimeter.  If Mr. Dread Pirate Chucky Woodchuck McChuckster tries to get in, he'll get permanent curls in his fur. 


No, it won't kill him - but we'll be happy if he has a really good scare and decides to leave our veggies alone.

Tuesday, June 4, 2019

June Newsletter

Roller Coaster
As I worked my way down the row planting onion starts into soil that was really too wet to have worked  but I worked it anyway) I had plenty of time to muse on things related to life, the farm and life on the farm.  If you wonder where we come up with some of the things that show up in our blog, consider the fact that some of our tasks are repetitive and may take a while to complete.  The brain needs to go somewhere and it is often a wonder where the farmer's brain wanders.  See!  I got to use 'wander' and 'wonder' in the same sentence.  Now I am happy.

This time around I was reflecting on the number of "mood swings" I had gone through up to the point that I started putting in the onion plants.  The soil conditions, as I stated, were not what I normally prefer for tilling - which put me into a bit of a funk.  Prior to that, I was noticing some things germinating in Valhalla (our larger high tunnel) and I was feeling pretty optimistic that we can get things going.  Before that, I was feeling pretty grumpy about another important tool breaking (no worries, we figured out a good fix later on) which was just after the relative high point that came from building a temporary shelf for more seedlings in Casa Verde (see prior post).  Sometimes the highs and lows are less specific and more philosophical or general in nature.  Other times, the specific event is merely a symptom of a bigger worry (how do we handle weather extremes or spray drift) or more encompassing joys (the iris are blooming, isn't it cool how seeds sprout?).

But, the main point I am trying to make is that I find myself swinging from end of the spectrum multiple times a day - every day - on the farm.  One moment, I am telling myself this is the LAST TIME I will go through this @$^$% and the next I am thinking we'll finally manage to achieve certain goals we set for ourselves every year and that it's great that we can do what we do.

Which brings me to planting the onions.  It's a longer task.  It could be a tedious task.  But it is steady.  And, I usually don't have new highs and lows being placed in front of me for a period of time.  I can process and level it all out.  Does it work?  Sometimes.  The trick is to avoid getting stuck down at the level of the most recent low and digging it in deeper.  Frankly, I don't usually have a problem with getting overly happy with things on the farm because there is always something that isn't done or isn't going right to temper that particular feeling.  But, each onion placed in the ground represents a mini-success that has potential.  After a couple thousand mini-successes, it isn't so hard to balance out some of those failures or problems.

Grow onions!  Grow!

Weather Wythards
A cool, wet May.  We'll let Mark Schnackenberg's blog summarize if you are inclined to read it.

May's Report
High Temp: 88
Low Temp: 31
Rain: 6.03"

It's not the rain numbers southern Iowa received and we sure feel for them and the struggles this has caused.  But, we still ran a couple of inches above the 'normal' levels for the month.  Broken record time - it isn't helping to dry out the soil enough to work.  All I can say is that our plan to backload the 2019 growing season that we created in February is looking positively brilliant at this point - even if we STILL need to get things in the ground if we want longer season crops. We won't look brilliant if we never get anything to grow.  But, maybe that becomes the 'right' solution for the given situation?  We shall see - but for now the plan is to get it planted and have some quality produce.

Year Report
High Temp: 88
Low Temp: -29
Lowest Windchill: -53
Rain: 11.72"
Wind: 49+ mph from SW
Barometer Range: 29.14 - 30.90
Snow: you know, we lost count.  It was a lot.


Veggie Variety of the Month - Oregon Sugar Pod II Snow Peas
At the rate of growth the snow peas have experienced thus far, it is safe for us to say that we do not expect them until the end of the month and into July this season.  The plants are a couple of inches of high, but they look healthy enough.

We favor snow peas and sometimes will plant snap peas, but we no longer plant shelling peas.  Among them is the fact that many of our customers don't want to spend time shelling peas and we certainly do not have time to shell peas for them.  One of our long time favorite snow peas has been the Oregon Sugar Pod variety. 

We preferred the original strain of Oregon Sugar Pod on our farm, but a new strain was developed that was a little bit shorter and supposedly had more mildew resistance.  Even though these are shorter, it is still important to provide some trellising to keep the pea pods off the ground and make harvest easier.

What we particularly like about Oregon Sugar Pod is that they maintain a good eating quality even when the peas get a little bigger in the pod.  Some varieties start to get stringy and lose some of their eating quality once the seed starts to get a bit bigger.  We like Oregon Sugar Pod II in stir fries or in lightly steamed.  They are fine eaten raw as well, but we usually prefer Blizzard for the raw snacking.

Here's to a late, but hopefully glorious, pea harvest in 2019.

Song of the Month
A little Over the Rhine for June.  Seems like a good choice - Betting on the Muse.  It has been interesting listening to the musical development of this group over an extended period of time.  While I am not always in the mood for their music, I am always appreciative their skill and quality.  Just good art.


CSA Openings Abound - And CSA Phase I has Begun!
We still have plenty of space in our CSA program, so we would welcome new and returning members at any point this month.  We could certainly still add people throughout the season, but we'd really rather start with you on board now!

We have entered Phase I of the CSA season where current members are able to use their CSA "credit dollars" to purchase early season veggies.  Things like lettuce, spinach, rhubarb and yummy asparagus!  Scroll down and look at some of our informational posts on the blog!


Farm News and Announcements 
We start with onions and we continue with onions.  Our onions are started from seed and were looking pretty good in their tubs and trays.  Once transplanted they go through a bit of a transition focusing on root growth until they start again on the tops.  As a result, they often look a bit rough for a week or so.  Once they start looking good again, we cultivate them with the flex tine weeder - which tends to beat them up pretty good.  But, after that first weeding, they have a real chance to look good - until we cultivate again!  After that we can usually pretty much let them do their thing without being mean to them.

Valhalla as of June 3
We did manage to plant all 7 planned beds, even if some of them were planted much later than we wanted.  The later plantings may not size up as we would prefer, but even half-sized onions are fine.  The trick now is keeping them weeded so they have that chance to fill out and be tasty for us.  And that is why we use the flex tine weeder, even though it beats the plants up.  Seven beds, each 200 feet long with four rows of onions in each would be impossible to weed by hand - so we use a cultivator that has worked for us.  So far, four beds have had their first cultivation and three haven't been in the ground long enough to cultivate.  Ideally, I might have liked to have given the onions a little more time, but the weeds weren't being patient.

Valhalla is our larger and newer high tunnel.  It resides on ground that is a bit higher because we dug out two ditches (one on either side) and used the soil to raise the center a little bit.  As a result, this is one of the dry locations on the farm - though you can hit water if you dig down a foot and a half.  The building moves between two positions, so we're altering our plan to use the higher ground.  

The things you see (and don't see) in the picture above are getting a start in the building until we move the building in the next week.  Once moved, we'll put the Summer planned crops for Valhalla into it.  What you don't see here (yet) are (from left to right) potatoes, green beans, beets, carrots, peas, carrots.  And what you do see (continuing from left to right) lettuce, lettuce, flowers and zucchini.  The flowers are placed in this position in an effort to attract pollinators to the zucchini flowers.

 We have a new building for our broiler chickens that gets moved every other day (with exceptions in bad weather, etc).  The birds are allowed to be in a fenced in area around the building during the day, but we get them to go in at night to protect them from owls.  Needless to say, the birds are hard on the grasses and clovers - but that' why you move it every other day.  You can see from the picture above how things recover over time.

Speaking of broilers - flock #1 goes to "The Park" June 24!  If you want broiler chicken from this batch, now is a good time to reserve them.

An interesting observation that is not new to us, but always a bit shocking when we see it each year.  The grass IS always greener where the building has been - at least after the building has moved on and things have recovered.
We have dubbed this field/plot on our farm "Middle Earth."  If you like Tolkein, then you likely get the reference.  But, the reason for the name is far more mundane and simple than a "Lord of the Rings" reference.  It's a tillable spot pretty much in the center of our farm.  This is its second year in service and its job this year is to grow peas and cukes - so we can mind them for you.

And here are two sights that have been pretty normal around here over the past month.  A gravel road that can be difficult to travel when it is wet and....  more wetness heading for the farm.  For those that know gravel, you can see that it has been recently graded.  This is only the second time the county has been able to service our road since they stopped plowing for snow.  It's been a rough Spring for many.  We appreciate what the road crews do and realize that many who live in the country may be thinking many uncharitable thoughts about them this year.  It's time to extend a little grace folks.  The weather has been truly exceptional.  Record-breaking even.  We're all trying to adjust and deal.

Have a great June!
Rob & Tammy

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Catching Everyone Up

Once again, you may have noticed a gap between blog postings and/or other electronic "hey remember our farm still exists" type of posts.  This is just a reminder to us that we both wear many hats (even though it seems to everyone that Rob only wears the one hat ALL OF THE TIME) and sometimes you have to hang one up for a while in order to get things done.

Then, there are other hats you really WANT to be wearing, but you can't.  Below is a picture that has been seen far less than we want by this point in the growing season.
You are witnessing a rare photo for the 2019 season - one with the farmer on the tractor actually do some field work.  And, actually, in a way, this wasn't much for field work.  We had a very short period of time where we thought the soil might tolerate a little work even though it was wet just below the surface.  This field had already had the power harrow run on it in April (well before the soil was warm enough to plant). We did that in hopes that it would help it dry out a bit quicker for May planting. 

Did it work?  Well, sort of - but we have so much soil moisture after an all-time record for precipitation from May 2018 to May 2019 that there really isn't much we have been able to do to combat the problem.

What you see above is our method for marking our planting beds in a field.  We use the tractor to mark beds that are the width of the tractor.  When we cultivate with tractor implements, we just make sure to drive in these wheel tracks.
 After marking the beds, we used Barty (our walk-behind tractor with the rototiller) to soften the planting space with a single pass.  Then, we dashed back with trays of onions and put them in these beds.  We got two beds in (about 3500 onions) before we ran out of time (it rained).  Thus far, we have five beds of onions in and two remaining that we want to plant.  We don't want to plant any onions after June 1 and we'll toss anything we have left after June 5 because they won't turn into much of anything.

We are now up to four poultry flocks on the farm and will likely peak at six flocks this year.  The henlets are residing the nice, "shed on wheels" that will serve as their home until they are ready to be integrated with the main laying flock. 
With all of the wet weather we've been having we are finding ourselves pressing parts of the farm into service as pasture that we haven't intended on using.  But, we have to find places that aren't giant puddles so the birds have a place to run around and be... well... birds.  That, and we need to allow some of normal pasture areas a chance to recover - assuming conditions dry out enough to allow it.
 We haven't taken many pictures of late because we are tired of taking pictures that remind us that everything is damp.  Actually, our rainfall at the farm for May has been about an inch above normal, but not so far out of the norm for Spring.  It's the cumulative effect of MONTHS of precip at above average levels that has caught up to us.  The soil starts to dry out at the top inch, but anything below that has consistently been mud (with a short break of mostly workable soil in the 3rd week of April or so).
Casa Verde
So, you might ask - "what are you doing with yourselves, since you aren't doing the field work you usually do?"

Go ahead!  We know you want to!  Ok.  We'll ask for you.  What do we do with ourselves since we aren't doing the normal field work?

I'm glad I asked - so I'll tell me (and you).

We keep trying to find places to put plants so they stay safe AND can get watered and fertilized until we can put them in the ground.  Sadly, one of those places that has had a history of being safe (Valhalla, the high tunnel building) was invaded by woodchucks not once, but twice.  We lost all of our broccoli, cauliflower, kale, cabbage, chard, early melons and a few other things in a very short foray or two by those varmints.  That means we have had to reseed a couple thousand plants AND create a new location to protect those plants until conditions are right to plant them.

Thus we now have the building we are calling Casa Verde (CV for short).  Now that it is in functioning order, we're working on shoring up Valhalla so we can put some crops into that to make up for some of those not in the ground elsewhere.
You can probably guess that we simplify things a bit on our blog - because there have been plenty of other things going on at the farm to keep us busy.  Per the norm, there has been no lack of stuff to be doing.  The farmhouse kitchen slowly progresses.  Being an old farmhouse, we keep discovering more things that need addressing to actually finish the job.  If you have seen the movie titled the Money Pit, you have some idea of how it feels at times.  Our VAPs (Very Ambitious Plans) for each day are usually far too long to hope to complete them - and yet they always have a host of checkmarks at the end of the day.  It just gets difficult running full days of checkmark worthy tasks without running out of steam every once in a while - especially when weather conditions and worry about getting crops in and getting the CSA filled and and and...  Typical wear and tear for a season, but magnified by extraordinary weather conditions.

So, we added some workers to the farm this past weekend.  There are now TWO queens on the farm.  Queen Boss Tammy and the Queen Bee.  The Queen Bee brings thousands of workers with her that will be around to pollinate the crops that will theoretically go in the ground at our farm this year.  In the past, we have hosted hives cared for by others and we always work to support native pollinators.  This year, Tammy is trying her hand at beekeeping.  This is not a honey operation, it's a pollination operation.  They've only been here a few days, but one has already landed on Rob's hat and inspected him.  Apparently Rob or the hat passed inspection.

We're guessing it was the hat. 

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Sustainability by Doing

In our prior post, we talked about how we try to maintain the three pillars of sustainability by NOT doing certain things.  Quick!  What are the three pillars of sustainable farming?  What?!?  You forgot them?  Good thing we're here to remind you:  Environment, Community and Financial (or Economic)

Some folks seem to equate sustainability with only environmental matters, which we understand.  After all, it feels like the environmental cost is too often the one humans are most willing to ignore.  And, of course, the financial costs are the one we are most likely to pay attention to.  The Genuine Faux Farm, if anything, tends to make the mistake of placing the economic factors lowest on the list simply because we ARE trying to make a point.  But, that doesn't mean it doesn't come into play.

In any event, we discussed things we have opted (or are opting) NOT to do and here we thought we'd mention the things we are consciously doing to make our farm more sustainable.

Re-Using and Re-Purposing
The idea of re-using and re-purposing has never been foreign to farming.  The old saw about on the fly farm repairs relying on chewing gum and baling wire is simply a reflection on the necessity of innovating when things break.  On the other hand, there are other ways we can planfully re-use and re-purpose - such as the intentional purchase of seed starting trays that are sturdier and able to last several years.

I know some home gardeners will act like this is a simple thing, but it is not so simple when you are talking about many hundreds of trays being used every season.  We can't spend time being gentle with every tray as we remove plants to be put into the field.  That means they start to show wear as we work with them.  And then there is the matter of cleaning them to prevent the potential spread of pathogens from one planting to the next.  When you have ten to twenty trays, that's no big deal.

Still, we would prefer not to fill our landfill up with single use plastic every season, so we opt for these trays - and they work well for us.  We could move to soil blocks, but our starting system does not support that at this time.  We really need a dedicated seed starting building and then we could move that far.

We also find ourselves re-purposing many items on the farm as our operations changes.  The building at the left was initially purchased several years ago as a semi-portable chicken building  After five or six years of service, the wood frame we put on the bottom started to fall apart and a wind storm bent a couple things up.  We put it in a stationary position and covered it in plastic so it could help with seedling production, but it was a short roof and we had to squat to get in and out of it.

So, now we are working to make it a small seedling building by making it a bit taller and putting semi-permanent sides on it.  This should have been done a month ago - but, that's how things go sometimes.  We still have our hearts in the right place - right? 

We've re-used windows and wood others have discarded.  Useful lumber from old farm buildings that have come down has shown up on hayracks, poultry rooms and other projects.  The hardest part is usually trying to find a balance between working with previously used resources (that take more time and effort) with new resources (when time is short) - all the while having to consider the money factor.  You can argue that time is money all you want, but saving two hours of time on a project doesn't actually result in a check arriving in your mailbox to compensate you directly for that time - no matter how much you might want it to.

Natural Resources
On our farm, we usually get our fair of sunshine and our fair share of wind.  So, we use both.  We like to line dry our laundry so our reliable electric dryer gets a rest through most of the months from April to November.  This is actually a big deal simply because we generate a great deal of laundry for two people.  Farmers sweat.  Farmers get mud and other things on their clothing.  It's normal.  But, we do like to clean up at least a little bit - I am sure you appreciate that.  After all, you all look more attractive when you aren't wrinkling your noses at that smell that seems to be accompanying the farmer today - so I appreciate it too!

We rely on poultry netting that is charged using a solar panels connected to batteries.  We also use shorter netting to protect young plants from rabbits and woodchucks (it works much of the time - but is not foolproof).  We're thrilled with the staying power of the Premiere One fencing as most of our fencing sections have multiple years of use.  We are starting to see some wear on the chargers that is needing more attention and we have been rotating out batteries as they end their useful life.  It's things like this that cause us to keep asking if we are doing the best thing.  Solar sure sounds good, doesn't it?  Yep.  But, how much does this need for new batteries reduce the positives?  Thus far, we'd say it's an overall positive, but we are always watching to see if there is an improvement to be made.


And then there is drip tape.  We like it and we hate it.  It reduces our irrigation water use significantly over delivery systems that spray water over the top of the field.  The water is placed right at the root zones of the plants we are growing and doesn't waste water through evaporation and application to areas where we don't want the water.  But, it only lasts for one season in the field and then we have to throw it away.  In our minds, the net effect is still a positive, but we are looking for alternatives as well.

And, of course, there is the soil.  We compost weeds and cash crop residue along with the manure and bedding from our poultry.  This is the ultimate in re-use and re-purposing - since all of that becomes nutrients we can put back into our soil.   But, that's not all we do for our soil.  We incorporate cover crops into our growing plan and we use a power harrow for most of our tillage instead of a roto-tiller.  We limit our deep tillage to very specific situations where more of our plots might have a deep tillage process once every three or four years if needed.

Balancing Farm Use with Natural Use
We remind ourselves that we need Mother Nature more than she needs us on a daily basis.  So, we do things to invite Mother Nature to be kind and provide us with workers who help us in the long run.  We do not graze or till every square inch of our fifteen acres.  Instead, we try to leave some areas alone to provide habitat for snakes, toads, frogs and other critters that control populations that would like to decimate our vegetables crops.  We want our native bees to have good places to live so they might come and work for us by pollinating our melons and squash. 

We do mow a decent part of the farm, but we actually try to time our mowing to avoid disrupting pollinators and we often leave clover patches un-mowed until they are past peak bloom.  Then, we mow them to encourage another, later bloom.  We leave clover/grass paths between each of our plots and we are happy to have dandelions on the farm.

In the end, we find that nature is supporting our decisions to never use pesticides, herbicides and fungicides by providing some of those services without the help of synthetic chemicals.  It doesn't always work perfectly (from our perspective) but it works better than relying on the chemicals.

We are also big proponents of intercropping and planting annual pollinator crops as part of the intercropping plan.  Not only does it make parts of the farm look nicer, but it provides habitat for beneficial critters that end up working for us. 

Local Sales and Local Connections
Once again, you can see that much of our focus might seem to be on the environmental side of things - even though each has a component for the other two pillars.  That doesn't mean we don't expend effort elsewhere as well.  For example, we have opted for local sales of our product so that we can maintain a positive connection with the surrounding community.  We host visiting groups from area schools, colleges and universities and go to speak to classes about some of the things we try to do.  We do our best to source the things our farm needs from sources closer to home.  For example, we purchase our poultry feed from the Canfield family by Dunkerton and our hen and turkey chicks come from Hoover's Hatchery by Rudd. 

As always, there is more to say on this, but perhaps more words won't make the point any better than spending more time doing.

Charging What Food Is Worth
All of these things are probably worthy of their own post, but sometimes we just do what we have time for! 

The economic factors still come into play because our farm cannot be sustainable if it doesn't make enough money for us to keep doing what we are doing.  One way we work towards sustainability is to be very mindful of what production of the food costs us in terms of time, money and resources so we can charge a fair price that gives the purchaser a good value without requiring a complete sacrifice on our part.  This actually leads us to an interesting result for our farm.  We are certified organic, so we could potentially charge more because we are certified organic assuming we could connect ourselves to the proper markets.  But, we don't do that.  We simply charge what we need to charge.  Sometimes our price is higher, sometimes it is not.

The other components of the financial side of things are producing the product for sale and then making sales (of course).  Neither of us is particularly fond of promoting ourselves, so the latter can be difficult sometimes.  Assuming the weather goes back to something approximating the old 'normal' we think we have a history that shows we can do the former.

Always Looking to Improve
At the end of the day, we feel like we are doing a reasonably good job at maintaining the three pillars of sustainable farming. But, perhaps the most important thing of all is this:

We do not believe we have all of the answers.  We have no illusions that we have found the perfect balance.  Instead, we are still seeking more complete answers and a better balance.  And, perhaps that is how you can identify a truly sustainable operation.

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Sustainability by Not Doing

Tammy and I had a number of conversations over the past off-season about how we WERE or WERE NOT meeting our goals to be the best stewards we could be with respect to how we farm.  It is important to us that we follow up all of our "big talk" about making choices that are best for the environment, the community and our farm with real effort and works.  Every year, we have some pretty big goals for our farm - and every year we fail to meet them all.  But, I think it is fair to say that we usually make progress. 

All that said, we thought we would share a little bit about what the Genuine Faux Farm is currently doing to be a "sustainable farm."  First, let us make it clear to you that this is NOT a contest and we do not think we are better than everyone else.  The competition here is between our words and our actions.

We are unveiling a series of three blog posts that will appear throughout the month of May this year that highlight our efforts.  We are splitting it into three parts: the things we have been doing, the things we are planning on doing and the things we don't do.  As odd as it may sound, we're going to start with the last!

Paper mulch - kind of a "do and not do", actually
No plastic mulch for us

A significant number of horticulture farms of any size use rolls of plastic mulch to help control weeds.  In fact, there has been research that has been exploring the colors of plastic mulch that most promote the growth of certain crops.  The Genuine Faux Farm decided a long time ago that it would not use plastic mulch solely on the basis that we had environmental issues with it.  We don't like the idea of throwing all of that plastic into the landfill every season and we don't like the idea of what it may be doing to the soil microbiology around it.

On the other hand, we understand the financial reasons for using plastic mulch.  First, the increasing number of 'wet days' in our region has been making it more difficult every season to cultivate and it has encouraged more weed germination.  From a pure cost standpoint, rolls of plastic mulch are inexpensive and fairly easy to install if you have the equipment (which we do).  There is additional labor in the removal of the plastic and there is extra cost in irrigation.  And, plastic mulch has been shown to do the job of suppressing weeds fairly well.  We see the appeal.

But, sustainable farming has three pillars: environment, community and financial.  Plastic mulch helps with the farm finances.  But, we see hidden (from our bottom line) environmental and community costs that we are unwilling to pay.  So, we say no to the plastic mulch.

We are saying 'yes' to more paper mulch this year.  Paper mulch is permeable, so the rains can get through it and we think it is less likely to cause problems for the microbiology in the soil.  Paper mulch will break down by the end of the season and becomes organic matter in our soil.  And, paper mulch also keeps the weeds down next to our cash crops.  So, in a way, this is a 'not doing' and a 'doing' item for our list.

No pesticides, herbicides, fungicides
This is another choice that we made many years ago and we still stand by it.  We understand why these tools are used, we just disagree with the frequency with which they are used by most growers and agriculturalists.  Overuse of these tools is actually leading to the eventual ineffectiveness of these same tools.  This is incredibly annoying to us because we have found that a well-balanced system tends to take care of the extremes that pesticides were made for most of the time.  Nature does have cycles where things go out of balance, and that's a good time to consider use of the chemicals.  But, we use them as a matter of course and left all thought that goes with a potentially dangerous tool sitting on the shelf.

In the end, we make our contribution in this area by not using these tools at all on our farm.  Are there moments in time when we rue that decision?  Of course.  But, they have gotten rarer and rarer as the years go by.

Not pre-packing CSA shares
We have to first admit that we do some prepping and we do use some plastic for things like green beans and spinach.  But, we try to reduce the amount of single use packaging of any sort as much as we can and still maintain a process that considers food safety, product appearance and product quality. 

Re-using coolers is better than limited use packaging! I, the Sandman, have spoken.
 A common CSA model is to package the share into a box and then drop the box off for the customer.  In some cases, the boxes are re-used, which we applaud.  In our case, we prefer the bulk-style delivery method.   Our customers help us do the right thing here by re-using their own containers.  This is one of those cases where we are asking the community to help us out a little bit.  In return, we feel we are doing something positive for the environment and we are doing something positive for the farm's bottom line.  Pre-packing shares takes a considerable amount of time and labor to do - and labor is a significant portion of any hort farm's expenses.  If you add in re-using boxes, then we have to collect them, unload them and clean them before the next use.

Stay tuned for part II!

Thursday, May 2, 2019

May Newsletter

Never a Dull Moment
In a former life, we tilled, planted and fenced our garden in a single, glorious Saturday.  This wasn't a tiny little garden plot - it was actually a fairly serious bit of garden that was perhaps 900 square feet in size.  At least, I believe that's a reasonably serious garden for growing food for only two people.  In our current life, we're planting nearly every week from April to August. 

In a previous life, taking a wheel off of an old farm cart would have completely stymied me.  In the current life, I was stuck for a while until I realized that "tight to the right and loose to the left" does not apply to the nut that holds the wheels on the cart shown below.  The real difference, actually, was the fact that I knew this might be the case already and it didn't really take all that long to figure it out.

Part of this has to do with the fact that we are naturally curious souls who have a thirst to keep learning and trying to do things.  But, the bigger part has to do with the fact that these two curious souls have a farm to run.  And running a farm means that there is never a dull moment.

Ok, I suppose you can have a dull moment if you purposely ignore the things that need to be done on the farm.  But, I don't think that will count. 

Read on to so you can learn about some of our most recent exploits!

Weather Wythards
The weather is the weather and there isn't a thing we can do about it.  At least that's what I've been told by Mother Nature.  The end of April snow storm wasn't quite as much as the big event it got hyped up to be - yet we still got some decent snow on the farm.  What was surprising to us was how much we still had at the farm the next day and how little points just ten miles South had.

We also had a serious pooof of wind on April 17.  The weather station read it as 49 mph, but there are some obstructions that might impact the reading from that direction.  The various bits of damage on the farm are consistent with 60 mph or so.  We've got some repairs to make on the high tunnel in the picture below, among other things.

April's Report
High Temp: 84
Low Temp: 26
Lowest Windchill: 21
Barometric Pressure Range: 29.33-30.75
Wind: 49* mph from Southwest
Rain: 3.81" and counting at this writing
Snow: about 3"
    * the wind event that got this reading left damage that was consistent with a 60+mph wind gust

Year Report
High Temp: 84
Low Temp: -29
Lowest Windchill: -53
Rain: 5.62"
Wind: 49+ mph from SW
Barometer Range: 29.14 - 30.90
Snow: you know, we lost count.  We'll deal with it.

Veggie Variety of the Month - Bronze Arrowhead
We are featuring Bronze Arrowhead lettuce this month because they were the most successful lettuce in our over-Wintering efforts for 2018-2019.  In fact, nearly HALF of these plants survived a particularly tough Winter in the high tunnel and are now reaching peak size and taste.  While it might seem odd to celebrate a loss of about half of the plants put in last November, you have to realize that we planted twelve different varieties and this was the only one with a survival rate anywhere near that mark.
As I said, it was a rough Winter with temps getting down to -29 a few times.  We typically expect some of the plants to fail, but this group was poised for success - looking fabulous as we entered January.  The plants were in the high tunnel and under cover.  They had sufficient soil moisture and they were exactly the size we wanted them to be for over-Wintering.

But, there is a limit to what even these hardy plants can take - but Bronze Arrowhead was the hardiest of them all.

Like many lettuces that have reddish coloring, Bronze Arrowhead features darker and more prevalent reds when grown in colder weather.  The picture above is actually NOT a recent picture and shows you what they look like in warmer weather.  I guess we need to get the farmer to go take a new picture!

Bronze Arrowhead has been in our Veg Variety of the Year posts multiple times and has shown the ability to grow well in all types of weather.  It has a solid lettuce taste that is quite a contrast to bland iceberg lettuce types and works well in salad mixes or on sandwiches.

Song of the Month
I gave up trying to keep track of our "songs of the month" to make sure we weren't putting out duplicates.  After all - those who read this aren't keeping track are you?  If you are - tell me if this is a duplicate!  

Duplicate or not, Future of Forestry's Homeward Bound has a beautiful lyric and interesting musical arrangement.  We find it to be a comforting song at a time when it is needed.


CSA Openings Abound - And CSA Phase I has Begun!
We still have plenty of space in our CSA program, so we would welcome new and returning members at any point this month.  We could certainly still add people throughout the season, but we'd really rather start with you on board now!

We have entered Phase I of the CSA season where current members are able to use their CSA "credit dollars" to purchase early season veggies.  Things like lettuce, spinach, rhubarb and yummy asparagus!  Scroll down and look at some of our informational posts on the blog!

We're Trying To Reach You
One of the things that has gotten increasingly difficult over the past five years is making contact with people who are interested in our CSA.  We sometimes get an email that we respond to and then never hear from them again.  Every once in a while, we learn that our attempts to respond go into spam folders - but most of the time, we can't tell if it is indifference or failure of our own responses to get through.

Suffice it to say, we ARE trying to reach you.  Please follow through and help us to help you - thank you!

Farm News and Announcements 
There are a whole host of things going on the farm right now - even if the ground is too wet to prep the fields, much less plant in them.  Our house continues to be a construction zone, but we are making progress on the farm house's kitchen.  We are hoping to have the drywall up this weekend - that would be considered a huge accomplishment.

But, the kitchen is not the only 'construction' project going on at the farm.  We're rehabbing what used to be a chicken shelter and then a plant starting building into a new and improved plant starting building.  This version should not require walking bent over at the waist upon entry.  Ya, that was getting really old....

Tammy and Rob have been looking at maintaining honey bees at the farm for several years.  In the past, we've tried to have others house a hive or two at the farm.  The problem with that is that we were often subject to the whims of others when it came to the timing of bee presence on the farm.  This is not to say that it was an all bad thing at all, mind you.  But, Tammy finally took the plunge the rest of the way this year and this will be her 'something new' project for 2019.

Speaking of experiments (were we?), we also have this interesting plant tower.  It is now constructed and has soil in it.  We got it last season and just never found the time to put it together.  We've been asked about vertical gardening techniques by a few people, so we thought we should try this out so we can give better answers.

Other recent developments on the farm - in bullet style for those who just realized they've been reading our blog and the boss is coming towards them:
  • the henlets have been moved from the brooder to the portable hen building - they will stay there until September.
  • the first batch of broilers (the Nuggets) are in the horse trailer until we set up their pasture area.  
  • we are anticipating reading our solar energy proposal from Eagle Point Solar in the next week or so.
  • we have had some excellent volunteer help this Spring for which we have been very grateful, we hope to feature that a bit more in a future post.
  • the onion seedling experiments are going very well so far this Spring.  We hope to put them into the ground as soon as things dry up enough to do so.
  • we had a bad plug in the brooder room that (happily) was not allowed by the circuit breaker to cause any significant damage.  But, it does make us wonder (even more) about the less expensive outlets.
  • we've got a couple of trees that were pushed part way down in the wind and we hope we can straighten them.  Saturated soil made them candidates to be pushed over, but it may also allow us to address the problem.
Happy May everyone!

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

2019 CSA and Farm Schedule

Welcome to our 2019 Genuine Faux Farm CSA blog post series!  We are placing these posts out on our blog as a reference to those who have signed up as well as an enticement to those who might be interested in joining us.

Here is the 2019 GFF Farm Share Schedule.  I, the Sandman, have spoken! (yet again)
Our first post in the series is an overview of the program that includes vegetable share options and pricing.  This post is intended to clarify our planned delivery dates.  Each of these dates are anticipated to have vegetables available - but please remember, the season starts slowly and builds as we go.  On the other hand, our farm is typically very good at extending into the Fall. 

Please note, circumstances may cause us to make a change, but we will do our best to communicate those changes as they occur.  Our delivery times will expand as the season goes on.  If you find these times to be difficult to manage, please communicate with us.  Our Event Calendar, is linked on our blog at the right and will get updated as the season progresses.

How the 2019 GFF CSA Works:
Think of the CSA season as having THREE parts:

Part I (April 25 - July 30) - Early season where members can use their credits for ALA Carte vegetable acquisitions for their farm share.  Note: we are willing to add new members at any point.

Part II (August 6 - November 21) - The "high season" for our farm where members will receive a share of produce harvested each delivery date.  There is no need to use the farm credits during this period UNLESS there is something extra you wish to acquire.


Part III (December to mid-January) - Post Thanksgiving where members can continue to use credits as they did in part I.
Our farm is inspected by the Inspector.  In case you wanted to know.
April Dates
  • (PART I - CSA Members may begin to use credits NOW, but new members may still join)
  • April 25 - Cedar Falls at Jorgensen Plaza 5:00-6:00 pm
  • April 30 - Waverly at St Andrew's Church 5:00-6:00 pm
May Dates
  • May 2 - Cedar Falls at Jorgensen Plaza
  • May 7 - Waverly at St Andrew's
  • May 8 - Wartburg Environmental Bio Class at GFF
  • May 9 - Cedar Falls at Jorgensen Plaza
  • May 14 - Waverly at St Andrew's
  • May 16 - Cedar Falls at Jorgensen Plaza
  • May 18 -  Genuine Faux Farm Tour Day - 1:00-4:00 pm
  • May 21 - Waterloo Schools Kindergarteners at GFF
  • May 21 - Waverly at St Andrew's (short delivery time expected)
  • May 23 - Cedar Falls at Jorgensen Plaza
  • May 28 - Waverly at St Andrew's
  • May 30 - Cedar Falls at Jorgensen Plaza
June Dates
  • June 4 - Waverly at St Andrew's
  • June 6 - Cedar Falls at Jorgensen Plaza
  • no deliveries expected week of Jun 10
  • June 18 - Waverly at St Andrew's 
  • June 20 - Cedar Falls at Jorgensen Plaza
  • June 24 - Broiler Batch #1 to "The Park"
  • June 25 - Waverly at St Andrew's
  • June 27 - Cedar Falls at Jorgensen Plaza
  • June 30 - Practical Farmers of Iowa SIP Participants at GFF
July Dates
  • no deliveries week of July 1 (4th of July week)
  • July 9 - Waverly at St Andrew's
  • July 11 - Cedar Falls at Jorgensen Plaza
  • July 16 - Waverly at St Andrew's
  • July 18 - Cedar Falls at Jorgensen Plaza
  • July 25 - Cedar Falls at Jorgensen Plaza
  • July 29 - Broiler Batch #2 to "The Park"
  • July 30 - Waverly at St Andrew's
 August Dates
  • (PART II - traditional style CSA delivery portion of the CSA begins)
  • August 6 - Waverly
  • August 8 - Cedar Falls
  • August 13 - Waverly
  • August 15 - Cedar Falls
  • August 20 - Waverly
  • August 22 - Cedar Falls
  • August 24 - SUMMER FESTIVAL at Genuine Faux Farm
  • August 27 - Waverly
  • August 29 - Cedar Falls
September Dates
  • Sep 3 - Waverly
  • Sep 5 - Cedar Falls
  • Sep 6 - Broiler Batch #3 to "the Park"
  • Sep 10 - Waverly
  • Sep 12 - Cedar Falls
  • Sep 17 - Waverly
  • Sep 19 - Cedar Falls
  • Sep 24 - Waverly
  • Sep 26 - Cedar Falls
 October Dates
  • Oct 1 - Waverly
  • Oct 3 - Cedar Falls
  • Oct 7 - Broiler Batch #4 to "the Park"
  • Oct 8 - Waverly
  • Oct 10 - Cedar Falls
  • Oct 15 - Waverly
  • Oct 17 - Cedar Falls
  • Oct 22 - Waverly
  • Oct 24 - Cedar Falls
  • Oct 28 - Turks to "the Park" and the "Great Turkey Pickup"
  • Oct 29 - Waverly
  • Oct 31 - Cedar Falls
 November Dates
  • Nov 5 - Waverly 
  • Nov 7 - Cedar Falls
  • Nov 12 - Waverly
  • Nov 14 - Cedar Falls
  • Nov 19 - Waverly
  • Nov 21 - Cedar Falls
  • Week of Nov 25 - Thanksgiving
December Dates
  • (Part III - use up those credits!  We will likely still have plenty of produce!)
  • to be announced

Tuesday, April 23, 2019

2019 CSA Overview

We have offered vegetable farm shares (CSA) since 2005 and we will be offering meat poultry shares laster in the year.  The sign up season for 2019 is open now!  We would be honored to be your personal farmers for the growing season.  We have plenty of room for you to join us.


Our blog will feature our CSA for the next several days - so stay tuned.

Why should Rob and Tammy Faux of the Genuine Faux Farm be your personal farmers?

  • Experienced - our farm and CSA has been in operation since 2005 and we actively seek to improve how our farm performs each and every year.
    Sign up! I, the Sandman, have spoken.
  • Responsive - you will see at least one of your farmers at every delivery and we are happy to converse with you about things you would like to see happen with your share and on the farm.
  • Reliable - we grow a wide range of crops and varieties to provide our own version of crop insurance on your behalf.
  • Responsible - we work to keep all three legs of our sustainable farm strong.  We strive to work with nature and we are active in the community - all while maintaining a reasonable bottom line.
  • Accountable - we have maintained organic certification for our vegetable production since 2007 and we are pleased to answer any questions you might have about how we grow.
  • Traceable - 97% of the produce you will receive is grown on our farm northwest of Tripoli, Iowa.  The remaining 3% is clearly labeled so you know who grows your food.  Jeff Sage grows heirloom sweet potatoes for our program.  Jeff also supplements our carrot offerings.  We grow the yellow and striped beets and he grows the red beets.  He also supplements our asparagus in the CSA if needed.
  • Flexible - there are now many ways you can participate.  Take a look and see what fits you best.
  • A Good Buy - in all years except 2012, we have provided our share holders with produce value that exceeds the share price by 20 to 40 percent.
Veggie CSA Options for 2019

Basic Package
includes 16 weeks of our traditional CSA delivery AND $100 of credit to spend on produce during any delivery week starting when produce is available and ending January 15, 2020. (most similar to our previous traditional CSA)
Price: $500

Souped Up Basic Package
make that $200 of credit to spend! (most similar to the Whole Enchilada)Price: $600

Trimmed Back Package
includes 8 weeks of our traditional CSA (every other week) AND $100 of credit to spend as above. (most similar to alternating week CSA)Price: $325

Souped Up But Trimmed Back Package
you might see a pattern here.  The Trimmed Back Package with $200 of credit.Price: $425

Western Homes / Eisenach Package
for our retiree population who might be finding it difficult to go through the produce like they used to includes 16 weeks of a scaled down share AND $100 of credit to spend on produce.Price: $260

Souped Up Western Homes / Eisenach Package
yes, there IS a pattern.  Eisenach special with $200 credit for producePrice: $360

The Details!
Credits are available for produce only.  Poultry products are separate.

Our ala carte deliveries will begin as soon as veggies start coming in (beginning April 25).  You may begin using your credits at this point.  You will have the option to reserve specific produce or wait and see what is available.  You won't have to pull out cash to buy it, we'll just mark the credits down in our book and away you go.  As CSA members you get $110 worth of produce credit for each $100 in credits purchased.

The traditional CSA delivery period will run from the week of August 6 to the week prior to Thanksgiving.  16 weeks.  If you want something extra, you can use your credits to get extra when we have it!  If you run out of credit, we'll let you add on as the season progresses.

Did you prefer the prescribed shares during the Summer?  Don't worry, we've got you covered.  As the produce comes in, we'll offer "package deals" to our CSA members that you can apply your credit towards.  It's the same thing, but you have flexibility for when those credits are used.

How will reserving produce work?  We will start with email reservation and eventually move to an online form that should be easy to access and use.  It will work much as our egg email reservations have worked in the past.  We will guarantee to have what is reserved and we will have the goal of bringing extra for walk-up purchases as well.

You can certainly share any of these packages with another person or family unit.  We ask that YOU figure out how you will split your share and we also ask that you give us contact information for all participants so we can make sure everyone gets farm announcements and is invited to farm activities such as the Summer Festival!

Pick Up Locations
Waverly:   St Andrew's Church parking lot on Tuesdays from 4:00-6:00pm.
Cedar Falls: Jorgensen Plaza in Cedar Falls, Thursdays, 4:00-6:00pm.
Tripoli: at the farm on Wednesdays or drop off at your location Tuesdays - depending upon arrangement.

How Do I Sign Up?
Send us an email at gff@genuinefauxfarm.com and tell us which share type you want and which delivery location you would prefer.

Want to Know More?
We welcome any questions you may have, please send them to our email address shown above.

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

A Dollar Short


Welcome to our "Dollar Short" blog post that is clearly a day late.  Before we say anything else, Hobnob, one of our Indoor Farm Supervisors, would like to have a word with you.

A rare Hobnob appearance in the blog.
Hobnob would like to point out that all the humans out there are improperly using throw rugs in their homes.  THIS is how a throw rug should be placed and arranged.  See, even our blog gets delayed by ads... in this case, it is a public service announcement.  Perhaps we can be forgiven for that?

Farmers Considering Hydroponic Chickens in 2019

 
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.  When Mother Nature gives you excess moisture,  you consider altering your production techniques to fit what is given to you.  We've been noticing that both hydroponics and aquaponics have gotten a great deal of attention lately.  In fact, it has gotten to the point that 'x-ponics' are down-right trendy.

Well, just like TV shows and movies, once someone comes up with what looks like a new idea and others decide it could be a good thing to do, everyone else copies the basic premise and dresses it up differently.  So, of course, we have noticed all sorts of off-shoots from the basic hydroponics idea.  A fairly recent development has been the 'hydroponic poultry system' that has been getting significant attention in poultry productions states that dealt with excess rain in 2018.  Apparently, poultry producers were noticing that flood waters broke into feed bins and mixed the feed into the water.  The birds were quite adept at finding the food and water mix, stationing themselves on perches that allowed them to dip their beaks into the water and getting everything they need nutritionally at one time.  The other positive was that their droppings could be moved away by flowing water, which meant the farmer did not have to clean out a coup.

Apparently, the new system features a recycled water system with a series of perches placed at the water surface.  Automatic feed distribution systems place a nutrient-rich feed mix on the 'supply end' of the 'pond' and filters on the other end collect the 'back-end product' (yes, that would be poo) which can be composted and used for fertility in fields.

We thought we'd skip the perches and get the birds inflatable life rafts.  Or maybe we would just do ducks...

Rhetorical Farm Cart

If a 'rhetorical question' does not require an answer, then it makes sense that a rhetorical farm cart does not need to carry any payload.  Sometimes, it is all about the existence of the item and the point it is trying to make - at least that's what we've been told.   We purchased this new cart at an auction recently for $15.  Why did we buy it?  Well, we were running short on cash and needed an influx of money somehow...

Now, hear us out on this.  Usually, a little cart like this, in good shape, with good tires, would cost a minimum of $100.  Heck, we've seen a pile of tires go for $15.  In fact, we've seen another running gear without a deck with similar characteristics go for a couple hundred dollars.  At the very least, we figure we saved $50 on this rhetorical farm cart.  So, technically, we are in the positive by $50 or more.  We're still working out why the balance in the checking account went DOWN however.

Volunteers Defeat Invasive Plants on the Farm

Invasive species are a problem in nature, but human tendency towards cultivation and other modifications of the landscape actually increases the odds that invasive species can take hold in every environment.  Our farm is not immune to the problem.  We have had a number of "Rogue Sunflowers" popping up through the snow drifts in March.  Happily, we often have service trip groups from Wartburg come out the farm each year and this year's task was Rogue Sunflower removal.  Nice job ladies!

Straight Line Genetics



We have been working on breeding vegetable crops that have a 'straight-line' trait to help us control competing weeds.  Anyone who farms agrees that rows and seed beds that run in parallel lines are much easier to cultivate AND it makes it possible to run drip line for irrigation.  Can you imagine running drip line for rows that look more like a snake than a ruler?

Plants with the new 'straight-line' trait operate a bit like some of the Computer-Assisted Design software products.  Plants "snap to grid" and correct their position within the established row, making up for human fallibility when it comes to planting.  We are noticing that the genetics have had a tendency to drift away from the target plants, however.  Did I mention that the Rogue Sunflowers seemed to be in a straight line?  Hm.

There is one obvious issue with the seeds from this new breeding program - we have to be careful how we orient the seed when we plant it in the ground.  If they get turned in the seeder, the plants won't be able to agree on WHERE the row is supposed to be.  Needless to say, we're working on a seeder to make sure each seed goes into the ground in such a way that all of them understand where the row is supposed to be.

Now, if we can get the weeds to grow in straight lines, that might a good thing too - as long as they don't choose the same line as our crops.

Tiny House For Felines


You probably have noticed the 'tiny house' concept for humans - well, here is the next new thing for pets - the litter bucket tiny home!  We read about cat lovers in a Chicago suburb placing litter buckets in the alleys and other locations where feral cats tend to be found.  After all, those poor critters suffer in the elements too!

There have apparently been a few issues with this approach that have yet to be addressed.  We have addressed one of them with Soup's personal 'tiny home' on the farm.  You see, most of the buckets in Chicago were put out with the lids on.  People were forgetting that cats do NOT have opposable thumbs and opening a lid is not likely to be easy for them.  When asked about this, one person said they were worried that the open side would result in the cat getting wet in a driving rainstorm, so they wanted to leave the lid there as a 'door' that the cat could shut.

Our solution allows the cat to get in and out just fine.  We figure if there is a driving rain coming in the opening, the cat can jump out quick and spin the bucket around in another direction.

There were several other problems noted with these tiny homes, but we'll let you figure out that bucket list on your own.

Some Assembly Required

Used kitchen for sale - some assembly required.
Figured It Out Yet?
We're always a 'day late and a dollar short' for our April Fool's posts.  So, if you hadn't figured it out by now - this is your official notice!  We hope you enjoyed it.

If you'd like to see prior year installments, here they are!
2018 April Fool Post
2017 April Fool Post
2016 April Fool Post
2015 April Fool Post
2014 April Fool Post
2013 April Fool Post
2012 April Fool Post