We do our best to be good companions and provide for our feline friends. We provide them with food, water and shelter. We do our best to provide the best possible accommodations with respect to "litter box facilities." We are responsible with regular visits to see the vet - even though the cats may not agree that this is a good thing. We even give them periodic treats and a toy mouse to carry around once in a while.
But, sometimes the best gift is the unintentional gift. The paper sack left on the floor or the mostly opened cardboard box are considered among the most precious of offerings. But...
The unzipped computer bag outstrips them all!
Unintentional gifts work well with spouses too. The full glass of milk left on the table for thirty seconds while you take a few dishes to the sink is the perfect present for the partner who wants to remind her husband that he is just lucky to be in the same household. And, the brief hesitation prior to trotting into the bathroom is a fine gift to the devious husband who decides that this is the moment to CUT IN LINE just because he can take some delight in moving a bit quicker at that moment.
Please note - that last is not recommended if the person being cut in front of has anything at all heavy nearby to toss in your general direction.
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