Best Medicine 2015

A "year in review" of humor in the blog was started a couple of years ago, so we thought we'd treat you to the same for this season.  There are two categories.  Line of the Year may appear in any type of post.  Needless to say, it may actually encompass more than one sentence/line.  Hey, it's our blog, we can use whatever rules we want!  Post of the year was selected for the perceived entertainment value.  Of course, entertainment value is subjective.  And, since the farmer and his lovely bride were the only two judges, you can feel free to comment and correct our flawed insight!  

If you wish to read any of the posts that have been highlighted here, feel free to take the links provided.

Previous Best Medicine posts are linked here: 2014,  2013,  2012, 2011, 2010, 2009
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CATEGORY - LINE OF THE YEAR
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LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
A new musical genre could be "Mock and Roll" or maybe it is a new party game?  The party game version probably requires one person to mock and the other person just rolls with it.

From Stream of Consciousness : January 30

LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION

I picked the right bucket!

From Summer Festival at GFF: August 24

LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Today's List:
   1. Do everything.
Tomorrow's List:
   1. Do what you did yesterday.
Simplicity at its finest.

From The Law of Expanding Lists (Revisited) : July 13

LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
I guess she could have said I was as "dumb as a post."  But, I am smarter than a post as long as it is made of wood, I guess.

From Harder Than It Looks : April 10

LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Now, that's a word I think has alot going for it - "obliquely."  But, I probably shouldn't talk about it directly - it might be offended.

From November - A Quality Month : November 18

LINE OF THE YEAR - RUNNER UP

Tammy: Oh, look!  The first squinny of....

***squinny darts across the road and directly under one of the truck tires***

Tammy: Oh.

From Scents of Humor : November 24

LINE OF THE YEAR:
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

 From Lessons in Farming IV - Synchronized Swimming : January 7

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CATEGORY - POST OF THE YEAR
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POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
And not 'nough gloves to go round
Can't you see...
This is a land of contusions.

From Land of Contusions - February 14

POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION

7. Allow fence roll to push you onto your other side

From How to Roll Up An Electric Fence - November 16

POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
The door opened up to the spider (that's a pun, get it?) and told the spider about its problem.

From The Spider in the Door: January 13

POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION

I am STILL cooler than you!

From The Sandman Has Spoken : December 8


POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION

Hugh and ONLY Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

Oooooooh.  You just HAD to, didn't you?

 From Traditions Don't Die, They Just Look Different Each Year : April 1

POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION

If those vines choke out the peppers but result in top quality peas, you might say we won a No Bell Peas Prize  

From Vinally! Minding Your Peas and Cukes : July 20


POST OF THE YEAR - RUNNER UP
Rob The turkeys are in there.
OSP In the freezer? That's inhumane!
Rob Um. Well, they're dead.
OSP I suppose so, it must be very cold in there.

From Know Your Okra, Know Your Farmer : November 3

POST OF THE YEAR

When the vines fall off or otherwise evade our trellis efforts, you could say we have an issue with...Escapeas!

From Minding Your Peas (and Cukes!) : July 6

the Blizzard peas STILL do not endorse Rob's puns

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