Thursday, November 29, 2012

The Best Medicine 2011

We received positive input from our 2012 version of this.  So, we took the time to work up 2011 as well.

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LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Broom Bird Rules.  We thought about making some up, but decided everything involved with it would be a fowl.

From Bird Brains II - July 5

LINE OF THE YEAR - RUNNER UP

I keep telling myself - "Self, get the digital camera out.  People want to see pictures."  Unfortunately, my self replies with, "YOU go get the camera, I'm busy."   I'm not sure if this is a good sign when one's own self is indignant with a request...  I'll have a word with him later.

From Mad Dash - May 20

LINE OF THE YEAR:
We have noticed that one of the few plants that suppress Canadian Thistle is Crab Grass.....  As Anden said so well, "The enemy of our enemy is.....uh... still our enemy."

From All We Are Saying - June 29
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POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
So, maybe they could either:
a. open a box and send us a crank or
b. pick up three boxes and leave us alone with only one working hose reel and refund our money for one of the two reels.
They choose option c - pick up two boxes and send us another full box with the whole assembly.
From It Really Shouldn't Be this Hard - December 8

POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Yeah you, got that something
I think you'll understand
When I say there's something
You’d better wash your hands
You’d better wash your hands
Please go and wash your hands
From New Lyrics By A Man With A Hat - May 24

POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
How to get attention in a crowded room?: Walk into the room with a heavy duty chopping hoe in your hands.  Works every time.

From Traveling for the Amused - March 1


POST OF THE YEAR - RUNNER UP
No actual farmers were hurt in the writing of this post - just the faux ones.

From  Black and Blue Division - May 8

POST OF THE YEAR
Look.. It's a metaphorical scream.  Just a symbol of the unhappiness felt by this discovery.  Ok?  No one actually screamed.  yeeesh.

From Bugga-boo! - October 23
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