Saturday, December 1, 2012

Best Medicine 2009

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LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Again, our investigative reporting came up empty. Since the flowers we saw were mum(s), we walked past them and requested an audience with Kevin the Red (our Bourbon Red turkey):

From Going Out With A... - September 29

LINE OF THE YEAR - RUNNER UP

...what you thought was the sound of a bird chattering away was just its knees knocking together

From You Know It's Cold When - January 16

LINE OF THE YEAR:
Squish - ya, that's a squash. There is a summer squish, pumpkin squish, butternut squish and rotten squish that goes 'squish' when it's squashed.

From Genuine Faux Farm Vocab - September 4
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POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION

"Look, our only guarantee is that you will get what you deserve. Clearly, you are receiving sufficient recompense. Have a nice day."

From Getting What You Deserve - January 4

POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION

If she offers to share again, I think I'll still decline.

From Brown Bagging It - March 28

POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
There is no way you can be wetter - even if you submerged yourself in a pool. You could wring a few gallons out of your underpants if you had to.

From Why'd You Call Me A Drip - August 19


POST OF THE YEAR - RUNNER UP
2:20 AM - blinking is fading into distance. quick check - no presents under tree. drat.

From  Not Rudolph - December 17

POST OF THE YEAR
How can I be a macho farmer if I protect my arms? This is a very important point and should not be ignored.

From  Road Map to Zucchini - July 29
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