Best Medicine 2016

A "year in review" of humor in the blog was started a couple of years ago, so we thought we'd treat you to the same for this season.  There are two categories.  Line of the Year may appear in any type of post.  Needless to say, it may actually encompass more than one sentence/line.  Hey, it's our blog, we can use whatever rules we want!  Post of the year was selected for the perceived entertainment value.  Of course, entertainment value is subjective.  And, since the farmer and his lovely bride were the only two judges, you can feel free to comment and correct our flawed insight!  

If you wish to read any of the posts that have been highlighted here, feel free to take the links provided.

Previous Best Medicine posts are linked here: 2015,  2014,  2013,  2012, 2011, 2010, 2009
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CATEGORY - LINE OF THE YEAR
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LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
Well, it certainly is better than me trying to make puns about the Okra Winfrey show or the shootout at the Okra Corral with the Urp brothers and Dock Holliday.From 101 Uses for Okra : October 10

LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION

Look Jill, I don't think bent knees should count against me.  I clearly got further off the ground.

From High Tunnels R Us: October 4

LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
2013 - Wow, we have walk-in cooler panels, we should put them up.
2014 - No, really.  A walk-in cooler would be a very useful thing, we really should put them up.
2015 - Look.  We need this walk-in cooler thing to be a go.  It's going to happen this year. Seriously.
2016 - We're too embarrassed to put this on the list.  We both KNOW it's on the MUST DO list anyway.

From Cooler Than You : December 14

LINE OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION

I know, we've shown this before.  Give us a break, our teams stink.

From Just a Few Observations : June 4


LINE OF THE YEAR - RUNNER UP
It was dawn and we were selling eggs and asparagus, eggs and asparagus, aaaaaaaaaaaspaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaagussssssssssssssssssss!

From Refusing to Punt : May 17

LINE OF THE YEAR:

 From So, It's Not Monday : December 27

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CATEGORY - POST OF THE YEAR
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POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
"Short Fortuneteller Escapes Prison: Small Medium At-Large!"
From Keep On Keeping On - November 14


POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
GFF's Response to Keith: 
Keith...you're not supposed to be accurate, just creative.
Everyone ignore Keith! Keep being creative.

From Tater Digger : September 18

POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
...if you stand up from a typical harvest position, you will discover your remaining dry spots on your person.

From Why'd You Call Me A Drip? (Revisited) : July 2

POST OF THE YEAR - HONORABLE MENTION
High Speed Internet - Oh, wait. That one belongs in our myth list on the farm. Put it between "weed-free" and "on-schedule".
From GFF Dictionary Part I :August 21


POST OF THE YEAR - RUNNER UP
If the number of items with high VAPCONs is ridiculous and your VAPWWYTRat is high enough to warrant a farm-wide Red Flag Warning, then you are probably not actually dealing with VAPs.  Instead, you have succumbed to the temptation of creating OAPs (Overly Ambitious Plans).  And, we all know what that leads to...

A NAP (No Ambition Plan).

From VAP : July 8

POST OF THE YEAR

Some of them graduate and then go on to further schooling or to a 'real job,'  leaving us behind with ne'er a backward glance.  Others, for some reason, find themselves taking things called 'internships' in their field of study.  Still others do things like 'get married' or take 'full-time employment' or whatever sad little reasons they come up with.

From New Month, New Blog Post : April 1


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